Friday, July 11, 2008

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We are in crisis? Emphatically not the holidays began

Not now. We have always been in crisis. I take into crisis since fuck knows when. I take in a crisis since I was born, I never remember leaving with their parents in addition to the English Court of Madrid. Levo crisis since when he was studying, I could not meterme casings, chips and marijuana. I kept the crisis when hunting any chorbita with which pactaba before the first powder, which would mean for every time we leave the restaurant, forgiveness and McDonalds. The crisis was disgusting in my first big trip, while studying at Labour, Borough, and we went to Mallorca a damn bus without sleeping, to Valencia, where a boat batteries (which torture ...) and my friends and I had sobar that (I was unable to vary) en butacas mentras os pijos (non me olvido dos vosos caretos, que o saibades) estirábanse en camarotes. E vivo en crise hoxe, mirando a mediados de mes como van os meus amigos de Caixa Galicia, aos que agradezo, iso si, que me presten un piso no que vivo, do tipo HM (Hipoteca Mediante), sen poder ir de veraneo, que horrible expresión, quince días ao último nardo.
Iso, amigos, é a crise.
Pero porque agora falan de crise?
Eu nunca deixei de tomar mortadela. Quéixanse os que a teñen que probar agora?
Os bares están baleiros?
Segue habendo enchufados?
E fillos de papá? Moitos? Mogollón deles?
E os restaurantes?
Non é España campioa de Europa?
As axencias de viaxes pecharon?
As festas gastronómicas botaron freno?
Cantos coches de grande cilindrada vedes pola rúa?
E pisos de flipar?

É o que hai...

Saturday, July 5, 2008

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Todo segue igual na praia de Santa Cristina, como cando ía cos meus pais e deitábame mirando ao reloxo para que pasaran as condeadas dúas horas e poderme bañar.
Todo segue igual, digo...
...unha ducia de vellos roubando berberecho
...unha nai que leva ao cativo ao mar para botar unha cagada

Igualiño.

Friday, April 11, 2008

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-Señora Chacón, me gustaría darle el empleo. Sólo una cosa: ¿Usted Tien thought getting pregnant in the coming months?

The cut was taken from the edition of El Mundo Internet. Think that Agatha Ruiz de la Prada? It will be an example of liberal journalism, sure, but to me this is disgusting sexism three pesetas. It is suggested to Peter J Journal of the fact that being pregnant affects the performance? Or maybe you want tranquilizarnos to say that once you're pregnant, it is very possible that Carmen Chacon is not a fag (shit) purple?
companies Still, many who ask whether the interviewee thinks having children a little while. Laissez faire, live liberalism.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

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-saw? Have died in Iraq more than 600,000 people. And four thousand Americans!
"What barbarity ... Four thousand Americans!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

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Five minutes to you

Swedes today have taken a break of five minutes of peace and relaxation (Photo: DN)

There was time not walking by my mother's pension Awe. Yes, folks, today returned to the dentist. Of course it was not due to a cleaning and / or oral care recommend that both 9 out of 10 dentists (which is has to be a kid cachondo ...), so I leave the Masoco, but for pain, pure and simple. It's me that someone can inconcebible espertarse a day with much love ences of teeth for a clinical pastoral Pull the pin. There are those who in this life has to be everything, but since then it's not my case.
There I was, sitting in the waiting room, with the silence of tanatorio where we all say with our eyes, "are no one", "pain of toothpaste as a child," how something so small can make tantísimo damage, Mr "... At that moment, life is like a Pelias. Seeing a light at the end. Sai housing. It is the lamp that vixila from above the second-hand chair just arrived from Guantanamo to sit with fetal position in seconds, but once there are centuries.
While waiting, I say, I thought the worst that can happen to a shit how I would come to the clinic and that, on entering, four guys with white coats are animansen with a "cone for a customer order."
But when all this happened in Stockholm, this wonderful Northern Portuguese city, someone (autodenomínanse "Collective Anti-stress") decided to call people to five minutes of "rest and tranquility." Anna Engström and Henrik Norström, as you see in the picture, we have complied with the Swedish Grand Central Station. Blessed are ye.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

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Defender equality with an eye to the time that the shelling was a listin other nicknames between Aryans and Roma, I think, at least, schizophrenic. Why not tell me that it seems amazing that someone is willing to draw the star of David on the door of a neighbor to have the firm conviction that a delicuente or is not even that, but it is uncertain what intución inspires characteristics opposition the talego. All this is beside the point of this would read again Mesoiro, where some residents incurren a double error: a) think that the gypsies Penamoa (Peñamuela, as Sir Vázquez) do not deserve the integration, and b) what is worse: thinking a neighbor, because it is less likely to have sausage with papelinas pier.
Someday I'm sure we will again take to the streets, as did Carmen Avendaño, to give lessons in dignity and stifle the mice who lived in palaces and circulating big engine cars. The rest is garbage with camouflage patches dudosa ethics.

not want to imagine what will happen if tomorrow the Roma are the majority and decide that the Aryan race, our must grieve for their crimes. Smell that, at that time, there will be none at all.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

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I just got this call from the press. I have some questions for hours on concrete ...

Friday, March 21, 2008

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-grandmother, who is this lady who appears in the photo? Well-
is my mother, your great-grandfather.
-And you have your picture? Because
-like.
-(...) Already ... But like as a woman or a person?

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In Perillo. Today.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

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Then you will escondenabos Eurovision representatives. Somewhat disappointing in relation to other issues, you say.




That mania of the Swedes to send songs in English. For that killed myself in studying Swedish? Anyway ... Sweden seeks other Abba Carola or another, but does not come. This Charlotte Perrelli and the theme "Hero" seem to me a penny.





Norway sends a melodic singer, actress Maria Haukaas . The song is titled Hold On Be Strong .




Finland does what he knows and gives good result: the hard rock. If Lordi won one day, why not Teräsbetoni (pronounced terasbetoníiiii and means "concrete")? This is his theme: Miss miehet ratsastaa ("where men gallop"). Thanks that, at least use the Finn ...